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Oh boy, nothing explains one's personality better than their answers to stupid questions. I think this questionnaire is suited to a "guy's" point of view, but if you care to know how I think and what suits me, read on. (Only if you are brave enough!)

1.What brand of toothpaste?
2.Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or separate?
Shampoo and conditioner in one bottle. Saves time.
3.What Brands?
Pert Plus, Pears Plus
4.What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular?
Bubble gum every time!
5.Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ?
Pull them up.
6.Toilet paper: wad or fold?
7.Do you know Donald Ducks middle name?
Not off the top of my head, but his sister's name is Dumbella and his cousin's name is Gus Goose.
8.Favorite color?
9.Summer footwear: sandals or nothing?
10.Apples, oranges, or bananas?
Bananas, especially when they are split! ;)
11.Lefty or righty?
12.Glass is half-empty or half-full?
Half empty
13.Bleh or blah?
14.What do you like about yourself?
I'm creative! :)
15.Would you ever wear Taz boxers?
Sure, why not?
16.Do you sing in the shower?
Never cause people can hear that!
17.Do you talk to your cat?
18.Do you talk to yourself?
19.Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? No 20.Do you know your mailman/woman's name? No 21.Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? Nope 22.Do you have 11 toes? I have 20 toes all together. (And I don't mean on one foot!) 23.What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? Never used one 24.Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? I've used a pink pen, but I wouldn't buy one. 25.Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? Only to compliment the blue decor. 26.Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Mickey 27.Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? No, he's an idiot. 28.Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? If I wanted to share a poem, but since I am a girl, I don't think I would do that in the romantic sense, thank you. 29.If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? I wear nail polish all the time, all sorts of colors. Lipstick - nothing too drastic. 30.Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? Yessah! 31.Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? No, just use all the cover up I had and make sure I wear my glasses! 32.Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Yes 33.How do you take mascara off? I rub my eyes and then wash my face. 34.Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? Turn me on? No. Nothing could make a girl turn me on. And blue/green mascara is a fashion no no. 35.Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? Sure, take my mom with me. 36.Would you ever wear lip gloss? Why not? 37.What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? Never heard of Ďem. 38.M&Ms or Skittles? Hmmm... chocolate or no chocolate? M&M's of course!!! 39.Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? Sure 40.What is 1 + 1 ? 2 more dollars than I have 41.What is your favorite holiday? Christmas 42.Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman RuPaul 43.How old are you? 21 years 44.How old do you WANT to be? Ahh, to be 3 yrs old again. Or 7. 45.Where do you want to live? I like where I live. B.C. is great, now if only the people were different! 46.Where do you want to go? California, New York, London, England, Ireland, Scotland, Australia, Pairs, Rome, Hawaii, Grand Rapids, Minnesota! 47.Who do you want to meet? People I like. 48.Do you like Kool-Aid? The idea of drinking sugar water doesn't appeal to me. 49.Does pine-sol smell good? Smells clean, but not when you are applying it! 50.What are your favorite pizza toppings? Anything on my pizza except fish. 51.Do you like toast? Only when I have that chocolate hazelnut spread. Yummy! 52.Do you still carve pumpkins? Nope 53.Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? Yep, and a carrot for Rudolph. 54.Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? Yes 55.Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? All but one which is impacted above my molar. :( 56.Clear or colored? What? probably colored. 57.When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint? "She just LOVES bubble gum" hehe 58.Where is your hand right NOW? On the keyboard 59.What is better: your right ear or left pinky? My left pinky. 60.Okay or O'tay? Okay. Or ok. Never Oítay. 61.French poodle or french kiss? Poodle. 62.Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? I donít think so. NO MATH! (covering ears) 63.If not, how big are they REALLY? (I'm not listening) 64.Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? How would I know? 65.Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? Yes, mother is 06/14/55, and father is 08/26/52. 66.Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? Yes, but there are four of them so I'm not gonna write all those numbers. 67.Does your grandma tell you she is 29? Nope 68.Have you ever used colored white-out? What would the point of white out be if its colored? No. 69.What do you think of Smurfette? She's crazy to live in a village full of identical blue males. 70.What is your favorite book? Book of Mormon! 71.How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? Sounds great, when do we go? 72.Salmon or Cod? I hate fish. Salmon 73.Crab or Lobster? Never tried either, but I would try lobster first. 74.What sounds better: up or down? Up 75.What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Sideways. 76.Ok, NOW where is your hand? Was on the mouse, now on the keyboard. 77.Describe the best day of your life. Emotional :) 78.Broom or mop? Mop. 79.What is your favorite word? Cool (I say it alot) I also like the word "frothy". 80.Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. ;P 81.What is your full name? Leanne Patricia Haire 82.What do you wish your name was? Well, anything better than Haire and nothing worse than that. 83.Describe your kinkiest fantasy. Umm, how about no? 84.What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? A couple - Welby, Joyhini, Toivo and Lobo. I pity those individuals. 85.Are your feet the same size? Yeah 86.Cassettes or CDs? CDs. 87.Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? Nope. 88.What are your Christmas traditions? Decorate the tree, take our family picture, act out the Bible Christmas story and then in the morning, someone plays Santa and passes out the gifts and we open one gift at a time while everyone watches. One or two big family dinners and the fishpond gift game. 89.How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? Tear 90.10 more to go, are you bored? Still going strong. 91.Do you like onions? Yes. 92.What would you name your band, if you had one? "Us" 93.Have you ever worn a dress? Yeah, but I don't like it. 94.Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? Yeah that's why I liked to scare people by pretending to be a ghost speaking. 95.Frogs or toads? Frogs. 96.Do you believe in making a wish at 12:00? Nope, only when the digits on the clock are the same (5:55) 97.8 or 9? 9... odd numbers are cool. 98.How long can you hula-hoop for? Not very longÖ 99.Did you know Dave is AWESOME? Prove it. 100.100. You made it. Do you love me now? No. 101.Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? Not! May as well handed me the wax fruit on the table. 102.On your last birthday, what did you wish for? I wanted the Decca Boxed Set. Didn't get it, I got money instead. 103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Sure do 104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? Nope 105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? Oh yeah and his twin will be Elmer! 106. If not, what? Kyle, Alex, and whatever else. 107. What about your daughter? Paige or Sarah-Kate 108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. In high school there was this guy who loved to tease me, and once he asked if I had a boyfriend, and I told him the name of my former crush "Milosz" and to my surprise he KNEW him. He laughed and said he played hockey with Milosz and boy I could tell I was red, but just pretended as though I found that fact fascinating! UGH. 109. Do you read tabloids? Only when my grandmother comes to visit and brings bags of old ones or when I go on car trips. 110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? Bugs looked ugly in that cartoon as a girl! 111. Do you like cotton candy? Yeah 112. Do you suffer from cramps? Yeah but only on the first day 113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? Uh, nope! 114. Favorite food? Chinese chicken balls with sweet and sour sauce. 115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Scream and jump up and down 116. Ribbed or plain? Shrug 117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Lala 118. Apple pie or cherry pie? Homemade apple pie, with real apples, and ice cream. 119. Pepsi or Coke? Neither, they both have caffeine. Nice try! 120. Strawberry or Vanilla? Strawberry 121. Favorite movie? Presenting Lily Mars 122. Favorite Actor? Tom Hanks 123. Favorite Actress? Judy Garland 124. Cheerios or corn flakes? Corn flakes 125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Panty hose. 126. Do you shave your legs? In the shower 127. Midnight or mid-day? Midnight 128. Hope or Billy? Billy is better than the name Hope. 129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Q-tip 130. Dry or lubricated? Lubricated 131. Fast or slow? Fast 132. Hard or soft? Soft 133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Ice cream 134. Spoon or fork? Fork 135. Are you crying right now? I don't cry unless there is a darn good reason! No, I'm not. 136. Fling or flick? Flick 137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? My CTR ring. 138. Look to your left, what do you see? The fireplace wall with an ugly golden plate, the lamp, a green/blue chair, the rocking chair and the lap top computer and a plant. A picture of my brother in Russia. 139. Look to your right, what do you see? A blank wall and the computer CD's. 140. Who is at your house right now? Caralee, my brothers, mother and the four daycare babies, and my cat. And me. 141. Are your legs crossed right now? Yeah 142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? Nah 143. Favorite song? Too many songs to have a favorite. 144. Boxers or briefs? Boxers 145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Tootsie pops 146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy Fruit 147. Do you like fish? Not as food. 148. Is your grandpa cool? He can sing the Chipmunk song when he is drunk. 149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Not too often 150. Do you snore? No 151. Describe how your breath smells right now. Like nothing 152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." Alexis and I am a girl. 153. Does it taste good? Does what taste good? 154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? Lick unless I have too many to send at once. 155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/--? I chew pencils and suck on pens. 156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) For Better or For Worse 157. Acting class or class act? Class act 158. Upside-down or downside-up? Upside down. 159. What's up? My ceiling 160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? A tiger growling. 161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? The German language ;) 162. Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes 163. Push or pull? Push 164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? No 165. Do you even read those door things? Yeah, only when I push and the door doesnt' open. 166. Do spiders scare you? Only when I see one by surprise. 167. What does? Earthquakes 168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? Canít say that I care much. 169. What was your first word? "Bye-bye" 170. What was your first phrase? "Baby down" (I wanted to be put down?) 171. What can you not pronounce? I can pronounce anything except the words on the back of the shampoo bottle. 172. Did you know my phone just rang? Nope 173. Is your phone ringing? Nope 174. What's your phone number? 1-800-GET-BENT 175. Do you eat your toe-nails? Yuck, no 176. Are you in drag right now? Dumb question 177. WalMart of Kmart? Wal-Mart 178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Jim Carrey 179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? Not many 180. How many fake push-ups can you do? A lot more than I can real ones. 181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you tired now? You think Iím back in ten minutes? 182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? What bike? I own a bike? 183. Are they flat? If youíre still talking about my bike, see above. 184. Can you do a hand-stand? Against the wall. 185. Front or back? Back 186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? 4:42 pm 187. Are you on fire right now? Let me check. 188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? Pretty good, I don't eat paper. 189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite 190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper? Mug rootbeer 191. Bambi or Thumper? Bambi 192. Do you think Flower is hot? No, why would I think a skunk is hot? 193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? No 194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? No 195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? Iíd believe it 196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? Alot, eh? 197. Is your left pinky right-handed? No, itís left-handed 198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? Some other number. 199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? (Tuning out again.....) 200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? Some, but probably not enough. 201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia? Nope 202. Can you burp whenever you want? Nope 203. Will you call me? Collect, if you're desperate. If not, no! 204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD? Don't know. 205. When you sit are you actually standing? Nope 206. Spit or swallow? <-- I mean gum :P. Spit 207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me? I stay up, but not talking to you. 208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez? I don't think she does. 209. How old were you when you were 12? Mentally or physically? 210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat? More than five 211. On a bad? One 212. X-Men or Power Rangers? X-Men 213. Go into a crowded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens? My neck hurts. 214. Do people give you money? Not nearly as often as Iíd like 215. Pizza or squid? Pizza 216. Love or war? Love 217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? and why? SightÖI think itís the most important 218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why? The first day of high school. Why? To pretend I was outgoing. 219. Shake or stir? Shake 220. Pen or pencil? Pen 221. On or off? On 222. Ribbit or croak? Ribbit 223. Comb or brush? Brush 224. Sitting: indian-style or on your knees. Indian style 225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe? Bangs 226. How long are yours? Past my eyebrows. 227. How long is it? Clarify.... 228. Will you please send me your picture? Send me yours first, then we'll talk. 229. A large group of friends or a best friend? A best friend 230. Nick or Shawn? Shawn 231. Lori or Kim? Kim 232. Laurie or Lori? Laurie 233. Chris or Kris? Chris 234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met? My brother 235. Why? Cause. I won't talk about that! 236. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met? Jeremy Nickle 237. Why? Oh my gosh.... oh so many reasons! 238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild? Mild 239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry? Shy 240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad? (ok these are lame so what :P) Sad 241. Wind, water, or fire? Wind 242. Earth or sky? Sky 243. Iced or hot? Iced 244. Mocha or regular? Don't drink coffee, but if I did, mocha sounds yummier. 245. Would you like fries with that? Please 246. Single or double? Double 247. Mild or hot sauce? Mild 248. What do you think about guns? Theyíre very very bad 249. What color is your hand? Pale, white/pink. 250. Do you like being called nice? Yup 251. Are you right-faced? Huh? 252. If you were a frog would you eat flies? Sure, timeís fun when youíre eating flies 253. Do you eat flies already? Not if I can help it 254. If you were a cat would you eat rats? Nope 255. Do you have a pet rat? No, a mouse. 256. Name your pets. Bubbles(cat) and Rose(mouse) 257. Do you love your pets? Of course 258. Are you an exclamation kind of person or a period? Exclamation mark 259. Do you love me (question mark) If your worthy. 260. VHS or hi-8? VHS 261. What is better: sand or dirt? Sand 262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer squirrels? Prefer mountain walks, but not killer squirrels. 263. Are you scared of small animals? Nope 264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore? Simon 265. Leave-in or Rinse-out? Leave in 266. Straight, waves, or curls? Waves 267. Who is your favorite power ranger? Nice try. 268. Who is your favorite smurf? Papa Smurf 269. Who is your favorite GI Joe? None, they have individual names??? 270. Do you love Optimus Prime? ?????? 271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the movie? ?????? 272. Did you watched Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little? Yup 273. Would you watch it now if it was still on? No. 274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 3 according to that Owl on TV. 275. Will the world ever know? Will I get paid to find out for everyone? 276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out? That would be "wise" ;) 277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl? Tigger 278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or puppets? Cartoon 279. Have you ever been to Disneyland? Nope 280. Have you ever been to Disneyworld? Nope 281. If not, do you want to? Duh, I am a Disney fanatic. 282. Have you ever been out of the country? Yup 283. If so, where? The United States (I'm Canadian, eh?) 284. Do you like where you live? Yeppers 285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that fun? I never cartwheeled in my life. 286. Count your fingers. How many do you have? 8 287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished? Enough times to have retired. 288. Do you secretly wish the road-runner would get caught? Yes 289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety? Sylvester 290. Is your room messy right now? Only because college is over. 291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have now? 8 292. Are you sure you counted correctly? Pretty sure 293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail? Umm, no 294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character? Yeah, Scrooge McDuck was a handsome and RICH bachelor. 295. What is your favorite TV show? Simpsons 296. Who is your favorite cartoon character? Donald Duck 297. Who is your favorite TV character? Have no idea. 298. What is your favorite awards show? They all suck 299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day? Of course 300. If so, for what? Being the friend of someone famous! ;) 301. What was the last certificate/award you got for? For my artwork 302. Are you obsessed with sports? Nope 303. What is your favorite sport? Hockey 304. Do you watch or play that sport? Used to glance at it every now and then 305. What is your favorite basketball team? N/A 306. What is your favorite baseball team? N/A 307. What is your favorite hockey team? I don't care anymore. 308. What is your favorite football team? N/A 309. Favorite players? N/A 310. What is the most boring thing to watch on TV? Those PBS debates with those old guys talking around a table. 311. Do you watch golf? No 312. Who is your favorite golfer? I can only think of Tiger Woods 313. If you said you weren't bored before, are you now? This is getting monotonous. Yeah. 314. What are you the King of? King of this House 315. Can you name all the characters on the Simpsons? Yes 316. What is the bartenders name? Moe 317. What is the quickie-mart's owner's name? Apu 318. Who is the police chief? Wiggum 319. What is your school called? Top secret 320. What grade are you in? Last semester of college 321. What are your school colors? I dont' know, but the walls are peach and the doors are green 322. What is your school mascot? I don't have a clue 323. What clubs are you in? Being in class is more than I want to have to do with school. 324. Do you have a specific person who is your school mascot? Maybe 325. If yes, what is his/her name and what do they wear? Clueless and couldn't care less. 326. How many teachers do you have? 3 327. What is your favorite subject? Library stuff and internet and art and writing! 328. Why? Cause I like books and reading and whatever. 329. What is your worst subject? Math 330. Why? Cause it makes no sense! 331. What do you wish you had done in the past, but didn't? Dressed "cool" on the first day of junior high. 332. What do you wish you hadn't done? Acted the way I did in 8th grade. 333. What do you wish for? To be happy and have a great family. 334. What are your goals? To be successful, not necessarily money-wise, but to actually accomplish something. 335. What do you plan to be? A library technician and a great person 336. Are you going to college (now or future?) Yup, right now 337. Did middle school suck? More than sucked. 338. Did elementary school suck? No, it was okay. 339. Did you call elementary school something else? (grade school, basic?) No, it was elementary school 340. How many people go to your school? Have no idea. 341. How many did you wish go to your school? I donít really care 342. Do you hate anyone? No, I don't 343. Do you love anyone? Yes 344. Do you have a friend that you wish wasn't? Nope. 345. Do you read your horoscope? Sometimes 346. Do you believe in that stuff? No, it's just for fun 347. Whipped cream or fudge syrup? Fudge syrup 348. Please tell that someone that you love, just what you're thinking of, if tomorrow never comes! Did they like it? Thereís no one here right now, especially no one that I love. 349. Do you pick up pennies off the ground, if you find them? No, just dimes and quarters, "loonies" or "twoonies". ;) 350. Have you ever found someone's wallet? Nope 351. Did you give it back? I would if I did 352. What is the most money you've ever found at once? Can't remember finding money, the most I found on the ground is a dollar. 353. Who is your favorite model? I donít have one. 354. Do you think women with a lot of makeup on are prettier? No way 355. Do you want to be a model? No 356. Can you walk the runway? I can walk anything 357. Have you ever pretended you could? Nah. 358. Are you too sexy for your clothes? I think not. 359. Have you ever gone out with more than one person at a time? If so, what happened? Nope 360. Do you read other people's mail? No. 361. Are you Curious George? Not that Iím aware of. 362. Do you like monkeys? Yes, theyíre cute. 363. Do you look like a monkey? Nope. 364. Are yawns contagious? Definitely. 365. Does yawning turn you on? No 366. Do you like Alanis Morissette? Not really 367. Do you think she is pretty? Sheís okay 368. Do you think she is a good singer? Nope 369. What type of fetishes do you have? None and if I did, I wouldnít discuss them anyway. 370. Do you wear socks on in bed? No 371. Do socks turn you on? Dumb question again 372. What do your weirdest socks look like? All my socks are white 373. Do your socks have holes in them? Well, there are almost holes at the heels... time for new socks. 374. Do you want a Volkswagon? When I was 5 I did. Now I don't. 375. What is that kind of phone called with the round dialer thing that they don't make now? Rotary 376. Do your socks smell? Not mine, but my brothers.. yikes! 377. Do you smell? I smell good! :) 378. What do you smell like? Smell like soap and springtime fresh! 379. Will what you smell like make me puke? I hope not. 380. What cologne do your wear? I wear perfume, very rarely. 381. Or do you wear perfume? See above. 382. Does it smell better or worse than you? Nice try! 383. Do you like CK-1 or CK-Be? I have no idea. 384. Do you wish you were a woman? I am a woman. 385. So what's your foot doing right now? It's under my other thigh. 386. Look up, what's there? A textured white ceiling, actually more cream colored. 387. Do you have cable? Yes 388. Do you have extended-cable? No 389. Do you think the word "HyPeRnEsS" sounds cool? No 390. Do you have caller-ID? No. 391. Do you have call-waiting? No, I have an "On Hold" button 392. Do you have 2 phone lines? Yes. 393. Do you think the phone company rips you off? Most definitely. 394. Do you like your mom? Yup 395. Do you like your dad? Yeah 396. Do you like your siblings? Sister -yes, Brothers- not this year... 397. Now that you've been filling this out for a while, do you still remember what 1+1 = ? No, I think I have forgotten 398. Do you have to use the bathroom now? Yeah. Thanks for reminding me.. BRB 399. When was the last time you did? Four and a half hours ago. 400. Do you have a guy bathroom or girl bathroom? It's called the "girl's bathroom" but it's not girl oriented. 401. Are you the God of Kinkiness? Umm, no. 402. What is your bathroom's color theme? Sort of peach. 403. What room are you in now? The living room/dining room. 404. What color shows up there the most? Green/blue. 405. Do you know who Keroppi is? Nope 406. Do you know what Sanrio is? Nope 407. Can you wink with either eye? Yes. 408. Can you roll your tongue? Nope, I can lick my nose though! 409. Do you have a chin-cleft? No 410. Do you like MTV? Nope 411. Do you like Beavis and Butthead? Oh, I guess I HATE them. 412. Are you double-jointed? Naw 413. When was the last time you went to a picnic? My 20th birthday 414. Do you like parks? Yeah 415. Do you like hiking? Yes. 416. Do you like kids? Not particularly. 417. Are you a kid? Usually 418. Do you want kids? Eventually 419. Do you want kids now? Not! 420. How many kids do you want? I'll try three first. 421. Do you want to be a single parent? Iíd rather not. 422. Are you going Easter egg hunting? I still do or don't get my chocolate stash. 423. Do you hide Easter eggs from yourself? No 424. Do you hide gifts/money from yourself so you find them later and are surprised? Uhh, no, but it has happened before, not intentionally! 425. Do you like your memories? The good ones 426. Have you ever been digging in your backyard (if you have one) and found something interesting? Not that I can remember. 427. If so, what? 428. Did you know my phone just rang again? I didnít care 429. Now is yours ringing? This night has been quiet for once. It rang a dozen times at 2 am last night though. 430. What is your favorite radio station? Z95.3 FM 431. Do you know what a jingle is? Yeah 432. Does your radio station have one? Donít all radio stations? 433. Have you memorized all their commercials? No, I don't listen to the radio that obsessively. 434. Do they play as many commercials as they play music? Oh there are more commercials then music. Haven't you noticed? 435. What kind of music do they play? The top hit singles and popular music. 436. Are you hungry right now? No, I just had lots of refreshments an hour ago. 437. Do you know of all the radio stations in your area? Nope. 438. Do you not even care? Radio isn't that fascinating to me. 439. When were you the most surprised last/ever? When my friend mailed me an unexpected Christmas present. 440. Why? What happened? I got more than I thought. 441. Uhoh. My phone rang again. Did you know that time? Nope. 442. Do you like it or hate it when people call? If it's one of my friends phoning, I love it. If it's for someone else, I hate it. 443. Are you psychic? Somewhat. 444. Are you psycho? Poppycock! 445. Do you like Beck? Who? 446. Do you have 2 turntables and a microphone? I have one turntable, and a microphone that doesn't work. 447. Do you want to be a DJ? If I had that talkative personality! What's the salary? 448. Are you a DJ? No. 449. Do you know "where it's at?" Apparently not, because Iím not there. 450. Where do you want to be right now? In bed. 451. Make a fist. Do you feel manly now? I wouldn't want to feel manly. Nope, I don't. 452. Do you like school? I like school, but not the academics they are forcing me to take. 453. Do you bathe daily? Close enough 454. Weekly? Definitely. 455. Monthly? Without a doubt. 456. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Wish I could go back to sleep and analyze my dreams. 457. Do you like waking up? I hate it. 458. Are you a morning person? No way. 459. Would you let a girl paint your nails if she asked? Yeah, but I think after seeing my nails, most girls would want me to do theirs. 460. Do you do it yourself? Yep, I do my own manicures. 461. Do your grandparents live in a cabin? No 462. Do you want to be the Unibomber junior? I'd put all that intelligence into something more productive rather than a self destructive mechanism. 463. Are you scared of the Easter Bunny? No 464. What about the Tooth Fairy? Nope 465. Do you like sitting on Santa's lap? I never liked it. 466. When was the last time you did? When I was three. 467. Would you sit on Santa's lap for some silly putty? I have my dignity. I wouldn't sit on Santa's lap unless I get money. 468. Do you have a Ken doll? Nope 469. Do you like him? No, he thinks he's all that. 470. Do you want Barbie? No, definitely not. 471. Do you still play with GI Joes? No, I never did play with them. 472. Are transformers cool? No, they never transform for me. 473. Do you love A Christmas Story? Yeah, it's a funny movie and takes place in the 1940's! 474. Is it time to slam down? If you mean time to hit the hay? Yes! 475. Does A Wonderful Life make you sick? Nope, I like Jimmy Stewart and I only watch it once a year. 476. Do you like glue? Yeah, I like it, but not when it seeps on my hands. 477. What is your favorite recreational sport? Badminton. 478. Do you have a car? Nope. Will you give me one if I finish all 500 questions? 479. What kind? One that won't break down and cost me more money. 480. What kind of car do you want? Any kind that runs. 481. Have you ever swam in the Nile River? No, Iíve never seen the Nile River and I hate swimming. 482. Do you have a thing for alligators? Alligators? A thing for them? Hah! 483. Are you a cat-man or a dog-man? Cat-woman. And I don't mean Batman's arch enemy! 484. Would you rather go to church or pet your dog? I don't have a dog, so I guess I have to say church, unless Cats count. 485. What is the plural form of "SWAN?" Is this a trick question? 486. Do you like geese? No, they honk in a really irritating way. 487. Do you like hot dogs? GAG 488. What about hamburgers? Yeah, I like hamburgers. 489. Ketchup, mayo, or mustard? Ketchup AND Mayo 490. What is your favorite letter? "Whisper words of wisdom... Letter B" 491. Cup or glass? Glass 492. How many calories are in one 8 OZ. serving of Western Family Strawberry-Banana lowfat yogurt? Sounds like a math problem.....(tuning out) 493. Are your feet cold right now? Nope 494. Do you believe in aliens? I believe aliens are people like us. Or maybe we are aliens. 495. Have you ever seen a UFO? Nope 496. What is your newspaper called? The Cascade 497. Do you enjoy work? After I work in a library, I'll decide. 498. Do you consider yourself smart? Yeah as in common sense and wisdom. I am smart! 499. Do you like your ears? Yeah. 500. Do you know what? It's the end of this fascinating journey, right? Wow! You are done, congratulations!!! (Do I get my car now?)